Curious George

I'm designing a chopper and need the dimensions of Harley Davidson engines. Are they available online?

My design will be posted on my website when completed at:

http://gfjanssen.googlepages.com/

And when a smart one comes along he gets wacked....................

What else have they copied from others?

You know that statement that got deleted and i got a violation for, here it is again;

Can we put an end to the myth that women are better drivers?

I think that is a valid thing to ask and is a question...no?

It's a myth! Most men don't like to hit women so we try to avoid hitting them when we are about to, as a result we end up hitting something else.

That is the real reason men have more accidents than women!!

And of course we we get raging mad..............(road rage)

So the real question is; Who agrees with me???

I just got a violation notice and the question; Let's put an end to this myth? got deleted.

I gave an explanation on why men have more accidents than woman. can anybody tell me why that question could have been deleted?????

365 days of sex

TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have

succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The

following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

4 times the sheets were clean

7 times it was too late

49 times you were too tired

20 times it was too hot

15 times you pretended to be asleep

22 times you had a headache

17 times you were afraid of waking the baby

16 times you said you were too sore

12 times it was the wrong time of the month

19 times you had to get up early

9 times you said weren't in the mood

7 times you were sunburned

6 times you were watching the late show

5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hair-do

3 times you said the neighbors would hear us

9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there

8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling

Click the link to see her picture!

http://gfjanssen.googlepages.com/britneyspears

Click the link!

http://gfjanssen.googlepages.com/manversuswoman

Click the link after you answer!

http://gfjanssen.googlepages.com/brothersandsister...

Imagine if they were all like him?

Click the link!

http://gfjanssen.googlepages.com/loveisbeautiful

http://gfjanssen.googlepages.com/compuersexplained

http://gfjanssen.googlepages.com/wheredoicecyclesc...

http://gfjanssen.googlepages.com/donkey

Did you think you were going to see the human variety? LOL

Or if it's at all possible to save a video from YouTube to your harddrive.

Don't you agree that if they would try to blend in rather than stick out, a lot of there problems would go away.

So now that I got your attention, I'm wondering how many girls actually are looking at this.

Are you male or female?

and guys at least have the b....s to answer.

Even Microsoft!!!

Vista is suppose to be the safest windows yet? What a joke!

http://home.bitworks.co.nz/trivia/human.htm