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? asked in Society & CultureMythology & Folklore · 1 decade ago

If "Vampires" claim they are real...?

I hate these douche-bag I'm a vampire, I'm a werewolf, I'm all sparkly and sh!t people; If you are a vampire, fine, I want to be a vampire killer (also werewolves, trolls,and other nasty folklore critters)

My question is, before I get arrested for staking one of these little blood sucking bastards of the night, what should I prepare as my defence...I mean is there anything protecting these groups, such as human interest groups, PETA, historical society?

I figure if the law doesn't recognize a vampire/werewolf as an actual being, then it would be a no harm, no foul (as I'm not killing a human). Also can I claim justifiable homicide, as their reputation clearly precedes it, and I would have reason to believe that my life is in danger, and I was acting in self defence? Any help would be appreciated.

Update:

Megan...or whatever your name was, vampires have never been liked throughout history and some faggy little show like twilight isn't gonna change that. Research your history, vampires have been getting staked in the heart since the beginning, I only wish to carry on this tradition.

Update 2:

@ The Master, You my good man, are the only one that got this stupid question, and I do thank you for partaking as such. The rest of you, allow me to introduce myself; My name is Yugo Fuhkov........Get it

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  • 1 decade ago
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    you want to be a vampire killer?

    well go ahead your not thee ONLY ONE , BELIVE ME these days any kid who wants to take up a little hoby in killing vampires these days can just go right ahead :D because there VAMPIRES not HUMANS they have no rights , they EXIST ONLY to be used for sport , enertainment and abuse , we exist only to be hunted down like animals for your enjoyment and leasure , no matter what we may achive .

    become .

    learn , or outstrip you narrow mundane human capabilitys , it is ALL irrelivent , because we are unatural creatures who need to be hunted to extintion simply because WE exist .

    and WE are DIFFERENT from humanity .

    oh no you wont get arrested no matter how many men , wemon , children and babies , you butcher with a meat cleaver aslong as they can clearly be proven to be inhuman ... its the TRUTH :D because then the state would haveto come out with the truth .

    infact VAMPIRE HUNTING IS LEAGAL in most western countrys so you can even get a LICENCE to commit genocide , because thats what it is ;)

    watch out for slayers thow , coz they will take you out for doing that without cause or reason , but DON'T worry because they take out there fair unssustainable share of vampires too ya' know ;)

    and yes perhapps in NATURE a lion does kll a lamb , but just in nature a human farmer will not hesiste to shot down that lion like a dog for doing something that comes supposedly naturally to it ;)

    if you want to deffend your self from vampires , learn martail arts . or just stay in save sensable place's at night . no biggy . don't be a VICTIM don't be a prey animal .

    as for truer vampires thanks to happy fella's like you they are almost ENDANGERED these days , like white lions and tiggers and allot of BEAUTIFULL things in nature .

    as far as vampires or aything that does not wish to be a demesticated far animal defending it self from humanity well , thats more easily said than done if ya' catch my drift ;)

    as far as traditions go' well be happy with that , because GUESS WHAT :D when you remove the apex preditor from an eco system , the whole thing falls appart , and when you remove preditors from all over the planet then ... well ..... :}

    but enjoy your self huntin vampires there are allot of mostly human thin blooded and turned creatures out there that you can actually catch , enjoy killin' all those wolves , go on GO AHEAD , have fun , while it lasts , because at thee end of the day if you can't handel being part of a food chain , then you don't even diserve to have a planet in the first place ;)

    Source(s): "deathtohumans"
  • 1 decade ago

    The law doesn't recognize vampires, werewolves, etc as existing so in the eyes of the law you would be guilty of killing a human being. If your defense for killing someone is that they were a supernatural being, you would get a one way trip to a State hospital for the criminally insane where you would spend the rest of your life or until they decide you are sane enough to stand trial.

    Also, suppose you killed some kid who was just playing at being a vampire or werewolf? What then? You have spilled innocent blood which makes you as evil as the things you hunt. Suppose you do find a werewolf or vampire that has never harmed another living creature? Once again you have spilled innocent blood. Evil comes in many forms. What makes your thirst for killing other creatures any less evil than those who do it for their own survival? Seems a person who plans out such acts, as you are doing, is more evil than the ones you plan to kill.

    The law calls such people serial killers, regardless of what type of sentient being they kill.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    The only people who claim to be vampires are girls age 13-20 give or take a few years who read Twilight and took it a bit too literally. No one famous has ever claimed to be a vampire.

  • 1 decade ago

    You know there's no such thing as vampires, werewolves and such. Im a huge vampire lover and would love to be one but they just don't exist, it's not possible.

    The law would be protecting these wanna be pretend vampires etc. If you stake one then your going to get done for murder.

    It's ok to fantasies and pretend to be something that does not exist as long as you don't take it too serious and hurt someone. ☻

  • 1 decade ago

    actually there are such a thing as vampires,there just not the vampires you see in movies,so called 'vampires' are humans that have to drink blood to survive,they still do what other humans do,its just a illness sort of thing that people are born with,it was just some sicko that made dracula that turned vampires into blood sucking creeps that 'want' to drink blood and have fangs and sparkly blah blah blah...

    Source(s): research it
  • 1 decade ago

    I completely agree with Megan. What on earth did we do to you? You are going to blame the whole species for something maybe 5% of them did. If we did that to you humans, there would be none of you left. But no, we are actually very loving and peaceful creatures unlike you humans. If you are choosing to kill the murderous vampires and werewolves, go ahead. You will just be helping the rest of us out. But the moment you kill an innocent soul, be prepared to face more than you bargained for.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm just saying this now. People say they are vampires, fairies, witches...they THINK they are. They're part of the Witchcraft religion. They aren't anything but human. So, they aren't real & never will be.

  • 1 decade ago

    The real vampires are also human beings, so killing them would be murder...if you would like to try your hand though feel free to email me and I will gladly give you our address so that you can try.

  • 1. Vampires, defined as a humanoid being that MUST consume blood or energy to survive do not exist. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over and I “recycle” my own answers instead of retyping them.

    2. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as **** Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up into a bolus by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a mass called chyme. It then passes through the pylorus into the duodenum, part of the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts and secretions from the pancreas and liver which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile.

    3. A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood – it’s the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway – it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.

    4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Hold up your clenched fist – under normal conditions your stomach is about that size. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any ��real” vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo, just as stool does when blood is present from a upper GI bleed.

    5. These humans that affect the whole “vampiric lifestyle” are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world.

    6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with 4 iterations a month. 1st iteration: 1 makes 1, total 2. 2nd iteration: 2 make 2, total 4. 3rd iteration: 4 make 4, total 8. 4th iteration: 8 make 8, total 16. 16 vampires at the end of 1 month, 256 at the end of the 2nd month, 4096 by the end of the 3rd month, 65,536 by the end of the 4th month, 1,048,476 at the end of the 5th, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! Do the math – vampires are a mathematical impossibility.

    7.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called “psychic” vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.

    8. There is no “vampire” gene. People are not “born” as vampires. When a woman goes to the hospital for prenatal care there are many tests done on mother and child, even while still in the womb, to check for many things, including genetic anomalies that result in deformities and birth defects. If such a gene existed, in today’s world with today’s technology it would have been found – we have already completely sequenced the human genome. It would also have to follow Mendel’s law of dominant/recessive gene theory. Again, the odds on that many “vampires” all escaping the notice of the medical/scientific community are so low as to be almost nonexistent. The idea that there is a global “vampire community” engaging in controlled breeding to keep the “bloodline pure” is delusional in the extreme.

    9. There is no “vampire virus” – as I have already pointed out, HIV is a virus, and look at how fast it has spread – virtually everyone knows someone with the affliction. According to the “vampire websites” there are “thousands” of vampires running around. If that was so then at least one of them has ended up in a hospital for bloodwork when they became pregnant, had a bloodborne infection, was injured in a car wreck, etc, etc, ad nauseum. The anomaly would have been detected and medical science would have isolated it, studied it, applied for research grants on it, published papers on it, and turned it into the talk of the medical and scientific community, as well as making its “discoverers” celebrities and rich beyond their dreams. A virus cannot alter your DNA in such a radical fashion without killing you.

    Source(s): No matter what people tell you, so-called “vampires” cannot drain you psychically, cannot gain supernatural nourishment from blood, and are not in any way shape or form “energy deficient”. Humans do not give off prana, chi, the Force, or anything else that so-called “psy vamps” say they feed on. These are lies of the “vampire community” with absolutely no evidence to back them up, and are used in order to give their fantasies pseudo-legitimacy to people who are gullible enough to swallow this tripe hook, line, and sinker. ANYONE who tells you such things are “real” is either living in a fantasy, lying through their teeth, has mistaken autonomic biofeedback adrenaline/endorphin release for “draining”, or are caught up in a delusion bordering on mental illness. Drinking blood is a behavior of choice, not one of physiological necessity. I’m a Nurse, real education, real experience
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Don;t you love it when some idiot posting about vampire tells others to do their research?

    Hate to tell you this little one but vampires are just a myth only believed by children

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