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  • You do know were' all going to hell right?

    and im not talking about death or religion or any of that .

    i mean hell on earth , i mean its obvious , things getting worse and worse , the whole doctor pepper question really has a point to it , so my question is :

    You do know that we are all going to hell?

    13 AnswersHistory9 years ago
  • blaugh, bluagh vampires i think i am or wish to be or are they real??? (WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE???)?

    because of meyers growing CULT i have recently been answering allot of questions like :

    "help i think i am a blood sucking vampire?"

    "i want to be a vampire , i don't care if i die anyone please turn me?"

    "i think my mom my dad and my best friend and my brother and sister are vampires , are they real , because they look at me strangly when im cut or bleeding , and they hiss ect , ect , ect ."

    as such a creature , or more an abomination of one , i do not hide what i am from the world or my self , ect , ect ... but i do feel compelled to be apathetic to ignorant people as to such things , but this time is not such a question .

    what im asking is ... WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE? who isn't and who is a vampire , what do you know about demons that were around along time before humanity came into existance , and hopefully along time after?

    wasn't it humans that perputuated thee idea that there god's (some of which have BEEN frakin' vampires ... i KNOW) can't die? are immortal? what do people think happens if you destroy the body of such a god? does it just go away??? please?

    who are you to judge? what do you know?where have you been? what have you seen?

    i atleast expect people who know alittle to be open minded? not just say this is this or that is that ... if you don't know anything about something , ask , inquire ... don't just judge . wo are you to judge? really?

    gods and demons walking amoung mere mortals ... belive it or don't , but if you know alittle then don't judge untill you know enough to .

    im expecting all kinds of answers to my questions , esspecialy those who will focus SOLEY on my bad spelling and gramma , not anything i have even written here ...

    but serioulsy ... who are you to judge? what do you know of the nature of things who used to walk this earth as gods?

    who . are . you . to . judge?

    9 AnswersMythology & Folklore10 years ago
  • if the GFL are the eloi then who are the morlocks?

    if they are the inorant blissfull children of the guarden , eating the pre-peared meals ... then who are ... the ... the devourorer's? who are the morlocksin this tail the subterrainan , interovert , indurstrous , feeding , workhorse?

    if the GFL are thee eloi ,... then who are the morlocks ...

    ... because remeber as the h.g. well's time machine novel pre-pates ... without the morlocks providing the food , thee eloi would starve and without the eloi as blissfull mindless fooder the morlocks would also starve ... both halves of thee ...

    ... ecology ... are needed to sustain eatch ...other .

    who are the morlocks?

    who is it that devours the metaphorical keratine?

    2 AnswersMythology & Folklore10 years ago
  • what is the japanese for "no forgiveness"?

    how would you say that in japanese in a harsh and extreeme manner , a real "no forgiveness" like how when people say no mercy or mercy is for the weak in english , but in japanese for foriveness .

    6 AnswersLanguages10 years ago
  • a question for the future of this planet , to all whom it consernes 2012?

    its not the date thats important or really even matter given what i know ... a christmass from hell ;) lol!

    what we have in this situation is a pressure cooker belive it or not this planet is a REAL bottel neck for hot cannon balls . its just too TOO much all in one small space , capped and pushed down and locked down , more and more issuses , like a BOMB if you will , a planitary water ballon of issuse withthe tape left on , and its already backed all the way up the tap tube .

    my question is this for that future of nothing other but pure and utter voyeristic nightmares on eatch and every level , WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN!????

    i mean its maths , 1 + 1 = 2 , two wrongs don't make a right , to all who this conserned , you were warned , you were told , even begged , and you went ahead anyway .

    for me all i will be able to do about this once beautifull planet is turn on my metaphorical televishion and indulge in some voyeristic observations of meaningless suffering and madness , the death cries of a whole world .

    wrong after wrong after wrong , i mean lok at this world , tommorrow or what ever date you choise in the near future , when something gives and something will , this whole world wil turn to s**t in days . sorry for my bad language but its the cold hard truth , for those of you responsable , others would die if only you would listen to give you the easy way , and now it is the hard way , your souls don't even diserve gods mercy .

    what did you think would happen?

    did you really think something good would come of this?

    you were told , you were told , why did you not listen?

    4 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade ago
  • Mjolnir ... the hammer .. where is it .?

    if you know where the hammer is or its fate , then i would like to know .

    i don't care , just tell me where it is ...

    or when .

    such epicness should never fade ...

    6 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade ago
  • elves i was thinking?

    OKAY BEFORE I SAY WHAT I NEED TOASK I WILL SAY THIS ... (if you do not know of such things or have nothing to say other than clossed mindedness or insults do not bother to answer this question or i will have my vengance upon you seriously , no joke , now that i have said it , ill kinda have to do it . i will not have a chose) DONE .

    okay im seriously thinking of creating an army of elves , and i know of wys to increase there power in all consivable ways as there limits are more than apparent to me but ....

    ... as a basis for a "soilder" i find the form of elves to have allot of potentual be it tapped and limited , i have ways , or more will have a way arounf this , which brings me onto my question?

    besides thee obvious what weakness do elves have?

    not just physically but psychologicaly?

    what is the chink in there cutie a*s armour?

    i can make them faster and stronger and even smarter if that was EVER nessisary , i can make them heal faster , jump higher , fly with dovey wings and even hug harder lol! but seriously ... what are there weaknesses?

    before i start metaphorically adding chemical X to the mixing bowl lol!

    8 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade ago
  • why don't humans(mankind) and the forces of order in genral have a respect preditor prey relationships...?

    when it includes them , or other so called higher or sentient life forms , i my self would love to be eaten by a lion one day , such a perfect and symbolic death , but why is there no respect for the hunter and the hunted?

    preditor and prey?

    the persuwer and the persuwed?

    why is it seen by humanity , and those who hold to order in genral that , scentient life is some how exempt from the metaphorical "jungle" why do they belive that one of thee most natural of acts is wrong and immoral in some cases to down right evil in others as the "lion" is simply following its nature in hunting , killing , and eating . the said "lamb"

    and why does humanity and the those who hold to order , complaine when the world around them begins to crack and fall and crumple when they them selves have attacked one of the founding pricables of the said eco systems around them?

    why don't people understand the complete progresive devinty of nature , and instead fight it , only to have it , all fall away around them?

    when the lion hunts the lamb , it is not only god for the lion , to eat , but it means only stronger , faster , smarter , ect . ect . lambs will go on ans survive to breed , and thus require lions to become thus to catch them , nature benifits all in the long run ... why don't people understand this???????

    5 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade ago
  • i have a theory that god made everyone stupid , because you don't need brains to love ...?

    but serously in all actuall fact , the amount of foolishness , failure of thought , fool hardyness and complacenty , ignorance arragance and pride , and in genrall failing of free thoug and the mind to achive the hearts goals , not defeat but personal faluire , and hiddous lacking and genral minless naivety of baic and complexed cause and effect , and no - it - all - ness as well most people don't listento childer and pople far less interlergen than tem , they don't see out side there own little and sometimes large boxes ...

    and i not talking about huanity or/andangles here , im talking about ALL scentient life in genral , everyone is so thick ... why are they , did god forget to add brains to the mix of life or something?

    because it seems to me , my friend the pet cats grand philosophy in life een tough he can only achive body language or slight tones in his meows as commuication , because his interlect is so basic and devoid of higher consepts and thought , he gets though ans and manipulates his lie perfectly , ill tell you what , if there was a planet full of kittys , for a kitty itwould be a utopia , they make nomistakes on a socio political level at all , sure there would e no civilization but hypothetical cat world would work , why can "we" with our scentienc and over sized brains and self aware ness not be stupid , why can't we mannipulate our own live to the prefured out come , why must we get stuck in our own false paradimes or trying to enforce each other rather than dominate , i mean thee architypal "god-king" persona isn't exactly common is it?

    why are so many so stupid , why are so very very few individuals as compitent with there own lives as the hypotetical kitty people?

    why is everyone so .... very lacking?

    1 AnswerMythology & Folklore1 decade ago
  • what is the point in anything from a philosophical point of view?

    i was gonna put this in the historical section but i think this is deeper than that , or the religous section , there was a theory i heard somewhere , or was it even here? i think , it was pandoras box , as well as all thee afflictions that were inside the thing there was hope , but it wasn't hope , it was mindless hope so no matter what happened , or how bad it got , humanity would always keep on going to prolong the suffering of the other things that came out of the box , i.e. war , disease , famine , plague ect , ect .

    so as i have asked , is there really a point to going on , in life , in waking up in the morning and getting out of bed , when life seems to be , the name of the juggernaut of 'a train who has one and only one station doom .

    history repeats it self , and no matter what is done by the wise or with the best intentions , humanity , aliens what ever , still the same problem persists ... no matter where you look , where you go .

    this foolishness , this open box if you will , in thee end , always leads to the doom , so i argue why the point to life , to this glorious dance of the universe , why don't we all just stop for a change?

    and then perhapps things might actually get better for once?

    :?

    10 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade ago
  • looking for a djinni or genne prefrably in some form of container .?

    if any one has any advice or anything really , on the critters do say .

    as i am in need of one .

    and if they are all dead then do actually tell me ....

    8 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade ago
  • does any know any elves or is one , ect , ect , me need elfy's?

    look im not gonna play around , if you know nothing then don't comment if you do know any real elves or are actually and elderich creature , do answer .

    also any usefull facts would be good if your looking for points .

    if you waist my time , i may just randomly send out curses so you have been warrned ...

    im not a witch doctor but nevertheless ... grrr

    8 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade ago
  • so i was wondering if anyone knows anything about male nymphs?

    so i have wondered about these creautres , is anything known or understood of them? do they vary in any way , ect , ect?

    4 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade ago