What's up with the new toilet paper shortage, and what does it have to do with the Suez Canal?

I'm still trying to get my head around who is the a$$hole river pilot who thought they could turn the largest container ship in the world around like that in the Suez Canal.  They must have thought they were on the Mississippi River or something.....

When will the official churches start praying for the false prophet? Rapture is a heresy. One must hide within a small group (10-12 people according to saint Seraphim of Sarov from Russia, 10-15 people group according to saint Gabriel Urgebadze from the country of Georgia) in order to escape the unforgivable mark of the beast. No documents; documents are from Satan; burn them (even documents of deceased relatives). No electronics once you hid so that you won't be tracked (even an old broken unplugged TV set from 1970's will show the infamous evil flying antichrist using Tesla's ether). [Saint Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov] Mark of the beast is given with World Passport (grey plastic card with no name on it); antichrist will release prisoners / insane asylum people to help him mark everyone. Police will mark people on highways; food stores will mark people who steal marked food (because marked food can only be swallowed by a marked person who has three strands of DNA instead of two). Reject vaccines, temperature scans, COVID tests (or similar), etc. Don’t go into UFO to be “healed” by evil demons; demons never do good.

No shortage where I live. 

You know, I didn't notice.  I've learned to do without it.  Is our toilet paper made in the Middle East?  

The Suez canal is blocked by a container ship currently. Causing trade route havoc. 

Was t aware it specifically affected toilet rolls though.