What does it take to qualify as a town in Texas other than a school, a Dairy Queen and three churches ?

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What does it take to qualify as a town in Texas other than a school, a Dairy Queen and three churches ?

RoVale · Answer

Mentone, Texas is considered a town, It's the only town in its county, which is Loving. It doesn't even have a school. The school shut down decades ago. It has a courthouse, a post office, a gas station, two stop signs, and little else.

Morningfox · Answer

Wait, what? Do you mean that a Dairy Queen doesn't count as a church?

Weasel McWeasel · Answer

someone has to say it.........a t*tty bar.

Joseph B · Answer

A large ranch, where the owner is King.

? · Answer

You definitely need a gun shop.

? · Answer

A Dairy Queen is not required. A post office is. small towns don't deliver mail to houses. You pay rent for a post office box. A stop light is not required.

Anonymous · Answer

A post office.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buford,_Wyoming

Anonymous · Answer

A "red light" is certainly one item that is important.

Anonymous · Answer

A liquor store and at least two bars.

The Truthseeker · Answer

A crooked Republican politician.

What does it take to qualify as a town in Texas other than a school, a Dairy Queen and three churches ?

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