Why is Trump lying about the assassination of the leader of ISIS?

Here is how it went:

Trump (throwing tantrum): I didn't get the Nobel. Obama got the Nobel. Why can't I have the Nobel?

Staff: It is said that Obama mainly got it because he was not Bush.

Trump: Well, I am not Bush either.

Staff: (sighting) Yes, we know you're no Bush...

Trump: Obama got bin Laden. Find me someone to have killed then.

Staff: Well, there are those random people on 5th avenue...

Trump: No, I mean, find me someone evil. Find me the most evil person in the world.

Staff: According to all our metrics, that most evil person in the world is you, Mr. President.

Trump: No, I mean, the most evil to the American public.

Staff: That is what we meant.

Trump: Okay, the most evil person on the planet who is NOT an American.

Staff: We have a few. Saudi prince Mohammad bin Salman, who had a journalist killed and cut into little pieces. And there is Syria president Bashar al-Assad, who likes to gas his own population.

Trump: I can't do that; "more a med bin salmon" buys billions in weapons, and will allow me to build a Trump tower in his country. And "bizarre halal is sad" is chummy with Vladimir. My boss will never agree to let me have him killed.

Staff: There is Kim Jung-un. He is pretty evil.

Trump: Kill my secret lover? No way. Besides he is the only person I know with a smaller penis than mine, if I eliminate him, I am the one with the smallest weewee among all world leaders.

Staff: There is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. He is the leader of ISIS.

Trump: But I claimed that we had eliminated ISIS.

Staff: Well, there is a difference between what you say and reality.

Trump: Where is that "about bark all bag daddy" located now?

Staff: Intelligence has that he is hanging around the Syrian-Iraq border. We would have to cross area controlled by Russian forces to get there.

Trump: I have to clear that with Vladimir. Give me the phone. What is Vlad's phone number again?

Staff: (sight) You have him on speed-dial. His number is "1".

It will help him get re-elected.

The meeting room was staged. I gained access to the original.

I don't think he's lying. I think the US military is competent enough to pull that off. Trump was probably eating KFC and getting head from his wife Ivanka, while they were doing this.

you should know whether your leader is dead or not.

You libshits really need to loosen up your tinfoil hats a bit.

LMAO @ the anonymous bot who only talks trash to me because he has me blocked