If your abilities made you a superhero, what would YOU be? Why?

I would be a ninja.

With all the abilities of a ninja, I can do practically anything I want. Since I have a passion for swimming and I love water, it would be neat if I was able to breath underwater. In that way, I can stay underwater for long periods of time (without any special equipment).

I also like the fact that I can change my clothes in less than 1 second, and never have to sleep, eat, drink, or go to the washroom. That way, I can save a lot of time, and use that time to do what I want. But of course, I wouldn't be a villain. I would use my free time performing tasks that would actually cause great benefit to other people, which would make me both a ninja and a superhero.

Clearly, I'd be a mix of a top class Wizard, a rock star, an Olympic legend, and a 7ft tall USMC drill instructor, stronger than steel. Flying for me would be like taking a nap, cause I'd teleport around by using my mind. Einstein would be Paris Hilton to me.

PS. all that for world peace of course.

i have the most unusual timing, so i probably would have the ability to control time or stop it or something like that.

not really an ability but..

I would be Madara Uchiha cuz he's awesome.

the most common one i bet would be to fly because who doesn't want to:D

Mr. Fix it lol

I would be JACKOFF, and Id share the art of masturbation with EVERYONE.

THE PUNISHER