what would god do if he found a $1million$?

I once heard this joke lol... It reminded me of this...

A man once asked god how much a million dollars was worth to him.

God replied, "A dollar."

So then the man asked again, "How long is a million years to you?"

God replied, "A second."

Then the man asked, "Could I have a million dollars?"

And God said, "In a second."

Put that extension on heaven...maybe add a new roof and put a pool in the back. Maybe get hooked up in that new F-150 he's been having his eye on...

If you accept God to be omnipotent, then essentially "finding" the $1,000,000 would actually already have happened.

That aside, he'd totally pay for hookers.

If he's all powerful wouldn't have have been the one to put it there in the first place? Or at least know how it got there.

Ignore it, just like all the money in the world that he has access too.

Why would God "find" $1 million? Everything on this earht is rightfully his anyway. If he wanted to do something, he could do it without money lol

It is simply not possible for God to find anything just by chance because he already knows where everything is.

buy a Ferrari and park it outside Zeus's house

God doesnt exist. So obviously nothing.

Pay a hooker... Mary's been dead for 2000 years