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I got really hammered last night and when I woke up in my room today...?
... I found 8 empty bottles of Vaseline petrolium jelly.. 5 empty boxes of tissues (with no used tissues to be seen)... 3 half-eaten bananas... and a skateboard.
What on earth could I have done last night?! I dont remember a thing!
(If you want best answer, get creative!)
Hey, if you get creative... it doesnt have to involve anything disgusting or suspended worthy.
I could very well have done charity work with the things that I mentioned, just needs creativity!
22 Answers
- CherryCheriLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
I think you were trying to recreate a unusual version of the "`12 Days Of Christmas" and passed out before you could think of 2, 4, 6, 7, 9,10, 11, and 12.
Good attempt though
- ?Lv 71 decade ago
Well, you went out 'cruisin' for chicks on your skateboard. You ended up at the zoo feeding monkeys some bananas, on the way back home you got plastered at the local bar and skateboarding was a night mare....you fell off 267 times in 3 blocks! When you got home you opened up all of your vaseline jars to put on your 592 boo boos and the tissues got all used up cause you are a big BAWL BABY! lol
- prbfcLv 51 decade ago
Did you ever find the 4 calling birds or the 2 turtle doves? Those were some HAPPY birds when you got done with them! That was quite a party!!
- Dr. PhDLv 51 decade ago
Empty vaseline bottles? I don't think those bananas were half eaten. I'd recommend seeing a proctologist asap!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Are there any skateboard tracks on your back? You got rode hard and put up wet!!! By the way, there`s a you/tube video.
- Fly girlLv 71 decade ago
I don't want to get reported if I give my two cents. Vaseline, tisues, skateboard. Must be very explicit!!! Do you remember any of it at all?
Source(s): Me - Anonymous1 decade ago
you had president bush ride into ur room at night, and he promptley lubricated ur ***, and stuck 3 of the bananas in there.
he tried to fit the skate board in there to but since ur *** wasn't large enough, he stoped. then he began to give you a ******** (still w/ lubricant) and than began to light the tishues on fire, greasing them w/ the vasaline.
after lighting all the tishues and laughing evlly, he took the banaas out of ur *** and ate 1/2 of each, than he ran out ur door, screaming.
Source(s): my sick friends mind - ξℓ ÇђαηφσLv 71 decade ago
empty bottles, bananas, p. jelly, tissue boxes...skateboard?
*eye twitches*
Yahoo, will you allow me to explain to the guy exactly what happened??
merry christmas? =/
- 1 decade ago
If you REALLY want to know, you gotta pay me to get the video. You may wanna check the garage for the owner of the skateboard.
THAT was fun. No more roofienog for you!
- Queen of BeerLv 71 decade ago
I would wait to see what happened...it'll probably come out "in the end" if you know what I mean. Sounds like you ate a lot of nasty stuff.
