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Going through a divorce is tough enough, but imagine going through a second divorce with the same person. Meet, ...well let's just call them, "Bill and Hillary", a couple whose very public relationship involves sex with interns like you’ve never seen! While dating, Bill was involved with several other women as well. He felt it a duty to share himself with as many women as he could, since something this good was meant to be appreciated by the masses. Hillary was the only girl who didn't seem to mind Bill's indiscretions and outlook, plus she was rather homely and was worried she might never find a better mate and she was desparate to create an even homlier child so she looked better in comparison. Hillary promised as long as Bill was discreet he could do as he pleased, so the couple decided to get married. After 3 days of marriage, they filed for divorce. When Hillary discovered Bill had relations with another woman on their wedding day and again later on their wedding night. Bill knew a good thing when he had it so he tried to confuse Hillary by asking her if she knew what the meaning of "is" is. It must have worked because 2 weeks later, they reconciled and stopped the divorce. After about 10 minutes, Bill did a secret agent in the closet. Hillary was storing their second marriage certificate when she opened the closet door and discovered Bill and the agent. Hillary stood there incredulous. It took a moment for Bill to recognize he had been caught in "the act". This time, he asked Hillary to explain what the meaning of "was" was and, he filed for divorce a second time. Although this divorce was finalized, Hillary says she wants to remarry Bill or maybe a dog because, despite all the drama, she still loves him and wants to remain a family. Bill says there is no way he’s going to marry Hillary just to pay for a third divorce. So why is this couple still seeking the highest office in the land and calling each other husband and wife? Don’t miss this bizarre story that has everyone on the edge and wondering:

Is "what" the meaning of "is"?

How many is too many when it comes to interns, secret agents, campaign staffers, maids, gardeners, personal trainers, letter carriers, grocery clerks, passers-by, joggers, dog walkers, squirrels...

What does Hillary see in Bill besides the mole in that private place?

What does Bill see in Hillary besides a convenient place to wipe his feet from a hard day chasing other women?

Which is more disgusting, Hillary's naked political ambition that she would abide Bill's philandering ways as long as it furthered her own ends or Hillary's naked?

We have pictures, you be the judge!

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is this called mad libs?