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"Tarnation!" shouted ______ in ________. No, _____ doesn't usually talk that way, but this was ________. "Carnation!" came the ______ response from _______. In the middle of it all, _____ walked in holding a baby. "I had to pick up dog food and take ___ with me. What did I miss?" ____ asked. _____ looked up, saw everyone's faces, and said, "What?" The entire crowd shouted, "What are YOU doing with a baby?" Well, _______ didn't get a chance to open ______ mouth because _________ explained the conversation up to that point. Suddenly the baby made sense. But was the baby in danger? _________, because ________. It was truly a case of _____.