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Say you were being welcomed into heaven...?

And St Peter said to you "Welcome to Heavan, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. PossibLY go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."

Would you run away before giant robots went heywire and started attacking you with axes, or would you use a camera to defend yourself?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I'd go through the gates and go find some pink bunnies ..............

  • 1 decade ago

    No one will invite you to enter heaven so nothing will be boring and no one be treated like a robot. Heaven is your creation in your own mind for the things that makes you happy and blissful. You create it because you believe you have done right and the print of what good you have done will forever be in the memories of those who have loved you. There is no gate there is only your feeling of joy and peace. No one will stop you nor invite you in because you are also it.

    Hell is the same. Your own guilt for all the mistakes you have done are what you will carry with your concsciousness because your memory of it is the spirit that you leave behind and your atrocities are the things imbedded on the minds of those you offended. Wishing your death is not enough as if they will always like to see you hurting and dying.

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    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    A church would not get you into heaven, faith does. A church (which isn't the progression, yet a body of Christians) is meant for help and improve. At my church someone (truly the daughter of an elder) develop into interior of an similar position as you're and human beings made them food, gave sensible issues for youthful ones, some even helped pay expenditures. even as i'd recommend it, that isn't any longer what receives you into heaven. All you pick to do is trust on your heart that Christ died on your sins. and then stay like it.. so as that he might want to be glorified via ways you stay your existence. in case you do, that makes you saved through God's grace and Christ's sacrifice. that may make us kin in Christ! God bless!

  • The moment one enters Heaven, the last thing on their mind is going to be if something goes wrong. They are going to be so awestruck at the incredible holiness, power and glory of God, that they will not even be able to contain themselves. Next, they will be filled with such unbelievable joy, unlike any they have ever known. Wouldn't any logical individual want that, instead of the alternative?

  • 1 decade ago

    Laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    Camera.

  • 1 decade ago

    I would use exploding easter eggs to protect myself. And my official Harry Potter magic wand. Then I'd have to pull my .45

  • 1 decade ago

    Way to steal Simpsons jokes.

  • Mawm
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I would know I was dreaming and make myself wake up. Is this question only a bad dream?

  • 1 decade ago

    I sense the soul of a frustrated novice writer ...It's a start .

  • 1 decade ago

    I would realize that it was just a dream/nightmare of a scared little schoolgirl

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