How best to insult a person's intelligence?

~ A few clowns short of a circus

~A few fries short of a Happy Meal

~An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

~A few beers short of six-pack

~A few peas short of a casserole

~Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

~The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

~One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl

~One taco short of a combination plate

~A few feathers short of a whole duck

~All foam, no beer

~Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

~Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

~Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they

appear

~Couldn't pour water out of a boot with I

instructions on the heel

~Too much yardage between the goalposts

~An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

~As smart as bait

~Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

~Doesn't know much, but leads the league in

nostril hair

~Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

~Forgot to pay his brain bill

~Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

~His belt doesn't go through all the loops

~If he had another brain, it would be lonely

~No grain in the soil

~Proof that evolution can go in reverse

~Receiver is off the hook

~Several nuts short of a full pouch

~He fell out of the stupid tree and hit

every branch on the way down

"he's a brick short of a full load"

"lights are out on the top floor"

"He's missing a few marbles"

"Lights are on, nobody home"

"If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose"

When his IQ gets 50 he should sell

Ok I know a greek Einai akatikito to retire.The penthouse is uninhabitted.(not inhabitted)

or a very usual greek one Einai stokos=He/She is a stucco

He's an ace short of a deck. (of cards)

He's hung like a tic tac.

your not the sharpest pencil in the box

"what a dumbass" - Bevis