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So I installed Windows Vista over XP. Now, my Office 2003 programs no longer work until "reactivated".?
Problem is ... the "activation wizard doesn't work, it tells me there is no network connection when there plainly is. The "activate by telephone" option doesn't work either. I've tried removing firewalls to no avail, I've been to the Microsoft Office support site, none of their suggestions work. Does anyone out there have a solution? Thanks!
4 AnswersSoftware1 decade agoJesus jealous of Santa?
You know, year after year, Jesus seems to get pushed back against the wall at Christmas and Santa looms ever larger.
You never see the former with little toddlers on his knee at the local mall.
He never gives out toys and presents like the white-bearded one.
He doesn't have a cool, reindeer-powered chariot.
What's going on here?
5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoHow best to insult a person's intelligence?
I've heard some good ones, such as:
"His elevator doesn't go up to the top floor,"
"He's one camel short of a caravan"
"He's one sandwich short of a picnic."
"He's out there where the buses don't run."
Know of any other good ones?
8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago