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🐭 cat™ 🐭 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 weeks ago

J&R: How do I eat, drink, and be Mary?

Update:

It's been a pleasure being here in J&R and having laughs with you all. I hope we'll meet again.    

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Thanks for all the answers! It's hard choosing a Favorite Answer. Why did you have to do this to me, making it so hard to choose on the last day of Y!A? 😉

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago
    Favorite Answer

    You WOULDN'T want ME to be MARY....... I make an UGLY woman!!!........😂😂😂😂

    Source(s): Come over to tapatalk!!!...... Ginger insists!!!............🙂🙂🙂🙂
  • Harley Lady
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    Well, in today's world, you can be Mary or Harry.

  • Big Kahuna
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    Shirley,you jest.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    2 weeks ago

    By Drinking santas milk.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    2 weeks ago

    I dont know how to be Mary. My equpiment doesnt seem to fit the underwear. Eh!

  • Jackolantern
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    Simple. Just swap the meaning of one word to another through spelling. Oops, I'm not J&R. My bad.

  • ChaiTea
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    Have a little lamb (with rosemary and garlic)

  • ?
    Lv 6
    2 weeks ago

    Be careful you don't get fleeced.

  • Weasel McWeasel
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    well, just create a new sock puppet called Mary. 

    Seems to be all the rage around here .   So long again Cat!  See ya in the funny papers!

    Source(s): Yes come on 7 thumbs down! with just a little more effort my stalkers can remove my answer again! Don't give up! You can do it, losers!
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