Would you be happy if I got you a paper weight for your birthday ?

Oh I love that one Gary - it's different from all the others around.  Nice one. :)

If it was a Swarovski one,   hell yes!  Some of them are quite rare and valuable-!

Sure, if it's heavy enough to use as a door stop. 

no thanks, i dont need one

Yes, I'd be happy that someone even cared to do that for me.  

That would be great all I got is betrayed then several months later I was dumped and finally told of the betrayal...

I would be grateful for anything even a rubbish gift. It’s the thought that counts. 

Depends on what it is made of, or its artistic qualities.

I just saw the picture. I'd love it! 

Probably not. I would rather have an expensive bottle of my favorite booze.