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Hey Yahoo! I just jumped out of a plane and my parachute won't open, asking the community for help I have 60 seconds before I hit the ground?
Hey Yahoo! I just jumped out of a plane and my parachute won't open, asking the community for help I have 60 seconds before I hit the ground. What should I do?
3 Answers
- Anonymous2 weeks ago
Hi all, this is Dave Notmakeit, reporting from the other side.
It’s really cold down here and some ninja monkeys keep eating my Cheetos.
Being dead sux
- Anonymous2 weeks ago
Oh dear. You had only 60 seconds, and we took over an hour to respond. Please add an update to your question to let us know what it feels like to be dead.
- ?Lv 52 weeks ago
Turn over on your back and spread out to slow yourself before you hit the ground you might survive you might not and depending on height and speed you may not want to survive so if that is the case enjoy the view...
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