Does your butthole burn after you eat spicy chicken wings?

Yes, but not just eating spicy chicken wings.  I stopped eating very spicy food many years ago because of the burning sensation that I've experienced 

Only if I eat them with baked bean, to Really annoy my wife when she Thinks she just won an argument. 

i would hope not

Burn, burn, burn...burning ring of Fire.

Thought you might enjoy a little Johnny Cash.

To answer, no it does not.   I have this little thing called a digestive system.    You know...where food is digested before it's expelled from my body.