I don’t understand this pyramid stuff!!?

The sand was already there. They quarried sand stone from there and surrounding areas to build the pyramids. The cap was brought from other places. Look up pyramids on Wikipedia. 

When they built the pyramids, they had to move huge blocks of stone over long distances.

Look at a 50 story building ---Now try to get a stone the size of the average bathroom to the top of it without using a crane or wheels.----That's the kind of problems we have to solve concerning pyramids.---Sand is nothing

Okkkkayyy then.....

Some of us here are older than dirt and sand. So when it got delivered we had to use our shovels(made by shaping stone and tying them to sticks with animal gut) to spread the dirt and sand where it was supposed to go.  But there weren't very many of us and our flat stones kept falling of the end of the sticks. that's why we still have lots of sand in places and lots of dirt in other places.

Plus we didn't have unions yet and no one would pay us overtime so we eventually all just quit and went to the tavern. I'm not sure who built the pyramids but since they wouldn't pay overtime but  it wasn't me or any of my coworkers.

The ancient Egyptians were a very advanced lot.  They had giant buildings, roads and cars.  The fumes from these caused the air to heat up and the rains to fail until the plants died.  The wind blew away the fine clays leaving only the heavy sands left behind.  The scientists warned them calling it "ground warming".

They hauled an insane number of stone blocks to the site. Guess what sand is made of.

Aliens were bored, so one day they decided to travel millions of light years to Earth then built pyramids. What's so hard to understand?

They over-farmed.

Seriously, that's how the Sahara was made. No joke.

They used Hebrew slaves! It's in the Bible!

huh? troll, the sand was always there, formed by natural processes.