Is this a funny way of how my girlfriend and I met?

I met her when I was 17 and she was 16. From about circa of the period of that year say approximately estimatedly September-November she started dating my stepbrother. On and on right up until this period I heard loud, raucous, animalistic sex. I was sick with jeolousy every single night. I'm talking about absolute unprecedented things I've ever heard in my life (and I'm one sick you know what). I had a bit of a coldspell with them. Anyway, the year is 2021 and I now realize that she has been my girlfriend this entire time and this was just part of a long, elaborate date lol On a scale of 1-10, how funny do you think that this is?