What would you do if you found a poisonous snake on your door step?

i would call animal control and ask them to take it out

I would probably leave it be. I love snakes, especially the dangerous ones, but I'm not fool enough to mess with them. If he doesn't move I could move him with a snake hook, but I would never kill him.

i would eat it alive

Well a keelback would be a rare find in Ohio.   Id have to contact local animal control.

The only other specie that is poison is a garter snake...  Their diet of toads is what makes them poisonous..   But pretty sure its mild to humans.   As long as you dont lick the animal, you're fine.  Garters arent venemous.

invite him in for tea. do not be racist.

Offer it the keys to the front door. Obviously mama snake it around the corner and all the cousins are nestled in the dryer. Go on little snakey, the mortgage is your problem now!!!

LMAO! I live in Miami on the edge of the Everglades. We get snakes all the time. As long as they ain't messing with the dogs or cat. I'll leave them be. If they get a little to close. I'll get my snake hook and move him.

I would probably call the police because someone must have put it there to try to kill me because I have never seen a snake, venomous or not, near where I live. Only wild animals found near my house are birds, an occasional salamander, squirrels, and raccoons. I live miles away from any potential snake habitat. I find snakes a few miles away near an airport but there is nothing but city streets between there and where i live. Most snakes spend all their lives within about a thousand feet of where they were born, and often a lot less than that. 

Pick it up with my Pilstrom tongues and carry it over to my brush pile, where it can chomp on all the mice it can find. I don't find them on my doorstep but I sometimes get young copperheads in my henhouse. They don't seem to bother the chickens.

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