Has anyone have any life lessons they would like to share?

AVOID RELIGION It's a scam!!!

No matter where you go, there you are.

When someone says hitting your fingers with a ballpeen hammer doesn't hurt, don't believe them.

always trust your gut instinct. its generic but pretty much always accurate

Please don't urinate into a condom, in order to fake ejaculation. The condom will slip off and urine will spill out of her onto the bed. It's messy and it makes the mattress smell. You might also have to put your fingers up and retrieve it, while she kneels there crying.