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- 2 years ago
Not sure about that, but we do have some issues with the way sexual health is administered in this country.
An old man decides to make a donation for a modest fee at the local sperm bank. The doctor hands him a jar and asks him to return in the morning.
The next day the old man returns with an empty jar. Somewhat concerned, the doctor enquires as to what the problem is.
"Well", says the old man, "first I used my right hand, and then I used my left hand but I just couldn't get it off".
"Then I got my wife to have a go. First she used her right hand, then her left hand, but nothing".
"Then we asked our neighbour to help. First she used her right hand, then her left hand. She even squeezed it up against her chest and gave it a good hard tug and a twist, but again nothing".
The doctor was somewhat taken aback by this. "You asked your neighbour to help"?
"Yes Doc" says the old bloke, "but there was no way any of us could get the lid off that bloody jar".
