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Does anyone know any good jokes about Joan of Arc that don't involve her being burnt at the stake.?

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  • 2 years ago

    Well; looking at some of the answers here; I guess that the answer to the question would be 'Yes, there is 'anyone' that knows a joke; but, a good one still remains the question.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    What's the difference between a rowing boat and Joan of Arc?" "

    One is made of wood and the other is Maid of Orleans.

  • 2 years ago

    You can't make a joke about her because she was a warrior fighting for her cause. I can only think of the Smiths song, and it's not even very funny:

    And now I know how Joan of Arc felt

    Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

    As the flames rose to her roman nose

    And her hearing aid started to melt

    (Sorry, that does involve her being burnt at the stake)

    Source(s): Bigmouth Strikes Again - The Smiths
  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    there's the one about her eating vagina/clit on a woman that thinks joan is a dude. joan makes teh woman climax and the biatche wants to suck-off joan in appreciation. just then joan is found and burned at teh stake.... oh crap... that didn't work... sorry... :-( ............. that's all i got mind.... :-(

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    I mean, she was once called the Maid of Orleans, so you could make maid jokes ig

  • 2 years ago

    Yeah, but they're not as funny.

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