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? asked in HealthMental Health · 2 years ago

How to ask out my FBI agent?

as we all know we all have our own FBI agent watching everything we say and do online. i have a hard time connecting to people and am kind of lonely, so i thought, who better to seek companionship from than possibly the only person who knows the real me? that is, my fbi agent. how does one ask out your fbi agent when youve never met them? can i ask them out over google?

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  • Undisclosed
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Omg dude you are hilarious!🤣

    Just drop hints at her, like money and a ring and she'll get it ;)

  • ?
    2 years ago

    That's a great idea!

    I myself was being watched by a really hot FBI Hoe. Her investigation led her a bit too close to me and .......well, now we're happily married.

    She gives me great blow jobs btw!

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    If he/she watches everything you say and do, he/she has read this and will either contact you or he/she won't.

    It's that simple.

    I'd suggest that you line your baseball cap with aluminum foil to block intrusive thoughts. "HOW DOES you become a Santa Claus? Do you have to get voted in?"

  • ,
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    There are other people that know the real you. Like your cousins. Date one of them.

  • STEVEN F
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    If your delusions were accurate, posting this question would be the answer.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    FBI does not stand for Female Beautiful Investigator .

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    it depends on your race

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