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DO GEESE try to fight CARS?
Cars honk. Geese honk. Do geese think cars are ever making fun of them, or want to pick a fight? Geese are very territorial and aggressive. Probably smart too. Obviously cars have the advantage of being huge and fast but geese can fly and are unpredictable, ruthless, and unstoppable machines of destruction. Their beaks also have teeth. Do geese fight cars? Could a goose win?
6 Answers
- 3 years agoFavorite Answer
The goose would probably fight the car, and it would be pretty even for a while, with the goose’s rock hard beak and bite tearin at the car... however the car is bigger and faster so the tables would turn. The goose is aggressive and evil, however it would start losing. Because geese are literally Satan birds, it would probably end up kamikaze-ing itself into the cars grill or something like that. It would totally be willing to sacrifice itself in order to win, even at the cost of death. Never underestimate the power of a demon bird, especially a goose. They’re crazy, dude.
- Anonymous3 years ago
Only if and when a car honks. Only a male goose who has a bad attitude or already is having a really bad day. My husband says a goose will attack a car if it thinks the car is trying to kill it.
- 3 years ago
A goose could probably win if it was big enough, maybe you could find a way to make a goose bigger and then it could get into a real fight with a car.
- Anonymous3 years ago
I wouldn’t want to find out lol. What if it like flew into the window it be gameover. The goose obviously is the winner.
- The First DragonLv 73 years ago
I haven't seen geese do it, but I've seen peacocks fight cars. And chase them.
