What type of handgun is typically used for hunting newells?

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Newells tend to congregate around certain Q&A forums, disguised as someone else.  They must be approached with caution, as a cornered newell is a dangerous beast indeed.

What do you typically use to hunt them?

? · Accepted Answer

Why I'm glad you asked. That would be the 4.25mm Lilliput, due to the terminal frailness of the Newell species this is what's recomended for for humane euthanasia.

John de Witt · Answer

Sorry, but I think they're a protected species in California, though there are probably some outlaws who'd choose something like 25 ACP.

? · Answer

I agree with john obviously you should kill yourself by the way the reason why john put that as a answer was because you were being a a-s-s-h-o-l-e when answering his question on why are girls so stupid and i know because he is my friend. So the point of this is don't go around being a d-i-c-k to other people and they won't be a d-i-c-k to you.

rick · Answer

As everyone knows that has dealt with newell knows he is a weeny sucker. so you would have to bait him in with a gay prostitute man. when he drops to his knees to do what he does best just hit him in the head with a baseball bat. no gun needed except the one between the male prostitutes legs.

Fatefinger · Answer

He's small potatoes compared to whom who shall not be named. Still, haven't heard that name in a few months.

Space Cowboy · Answer

Smith 500...with extreme prejudice...

? · Answer

The type that you should kill yourself with because your too stupid to be living on this earth.

Jeff · Answer

25 ACP... and I'd use one arm to shoot just to keep things "sporting"

Anonymous · Answer

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What type of handgun is typically used for hunting newells?

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