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? asked in PetsBirds · 7 years ago

If you had a parrot, and you could teach it to say absolutely anything, what would you teach it to say?

I would either teach mine to say:

"Help! He went and turned me into a parrot!"

or

"If you shiv him, I'll tell you where he keeps the money."

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago
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    Id teach it to say "hide the drugs hide the drugs" everytime someone came in the house and every time your mother came over id teach it to say something witty like "oh your mothers here"

    Source(s): I ride unicorns for a living you know
  • jon_mac_usa_007
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Yet another reason why teenager & drunks shouldn't be allowed to have parrots as pets.

  • Country GIRL
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Mine would say I LOVE YOU and have a sly whistle afterwards.....

  • ?
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Swear words ;)

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