how can you tell your wife to shut up and keep it shut?

I think the best way to word it is to say "Honey I am an a$$hole"

Your question:

how can you tell your wife to shut up and keep it shut?

Is disgusting.

It labels you as a low life.

An abusive man

and a weak man.

People like you are excess baggage on this planet.

You add no value

You do harm.

Please take the the next spaceship bound for the sun.

You will be helping to cleanse the universe of filth.

I'd like to tell my husband that a lot of the time, he can be such a whiner. If your wife has a handgun, take out the ammo and hide it. Then eventually you can get divorced.

You may do as you wish. You will just be doing it as a divorced man.

Awe HELL naw! I will come out of a bag! Do you hear ME!?!

Tell her she has the right to remain silent then stick the cuffs on her

Are you a douche? LOL