poll: is there anything you care about LESS than the tour de france?

global warming is a joke, since it's obvious that the temperatures have been going up ever since the last glacier receded 13,000 years ago. It's a trend that isn't going to stop, and people should be more concerned about overpopulation & pollution

The NCAA basketball tournament.

I've yet to see a reasonable explanation for how the third or fourth best team in a conference has any business playing for a national championship. How could you possibly be the best team in the country when you're not even the best team in the ACC?

I rate a celebrity's sexual orientation about 643rd on the list of what I care about the person--slightly higher than whether or not they have six toes on one foot, but several hundred lower than how they feel about the Designated Hitter rule in baseball. So, the Tour rates higher than that.

"Reality shows". They're not all unmitigated crap, but the ones that are give the other 2% of them a bad reputation.

France

The thought of mango trees growing on the moon perhaps, but it's a toss up. Hell, I'll follow the Kardashians before I care about a bike race, especially this one.

College basketball and college football. And fishing. And hunting.

yes Crickets

Chinese infiltrated Zombie soldiers.

No

NASCAR