How and where can I get a seasonal job with no retail experience?

No one will hire you for just two weeks. You wouldn't even finish training by the time you quit. 2 weeks of work would actually look WORSE on a resume/application than no experience at all.

Forget it until you're willing to actually work for a serious amount of time. Employers will toss your application in the garbage if they think you're looking for a job lasting any less than 12 months.

Employers have already hired their seasonal workers to start before December so they're fully efficient by the Christmas rush. No one hires this late in the game.

It can be pretty much any warm body, as long as you present yourself well. Experience doesn't matter much like other times of year, since they need so many people and most of the people will just be very temporary. Why didn't you apply for a seasonal job and get something to put on a resume?

Large chains and apply in September/October. There is still a chance now, but consider this next year, start in September (just before school starts is a good thing). Also consider temporary office agencies.

Crocs I recently got hired seasonal but I had to quit within week because i was offererd a bettere job

Abercrombie and hollister hire seasonal work, that was my first job when I was in high school. The hours are very flexible.

I agree with the above poster, drilled it right on.