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cattledog
Lv 7
cattledog asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 9 years ago

Who is winning the War on Christmas and when will the US intervene?

I had no idea there was a War on Christmas but lately I have been watching Fox News coverage of the blood spilled between this horrific war. I am still not sure who the combatants of but I fear that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are on different sides. What am I supposed to tell my children about that?

It appears the War on Christmas has been going on for at least 5 years now and there is no clear victor. I am incensed that the US will not intervene. Is Santa okay? Is the baby Jesus secure and who is protecting him? Have any of the major players (Santa, baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary, the Magi or any of the farm animals) been killed?

Any sources would be very appreciated. I can't believe my family has been enjoying the Christmas holidays all these years and were unaware of the carnage. Maybe we should reconsider having Christmas this year to show our solidarity for the Christmas troops!!!

Update:

@Kenny: me too.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Satan worshipers are and since most politicians subscribe to that mind set, never.

    Source(s): OK WE GOT IT YOU WON SO ENJOY THE SOUP LINES.
  • Sassy One
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Come to my city. No war going on here. Christmas decorations everywhere including Nativity scenes.

    Did you see the Christmas decorations at the White House this year? Beautiful. And how about that big tree in New York just outside the Fox News studio. They must have missed it.

    You know Fox News really doesn't need any help in looking foolish, but you did a good job of it. LOL

    Thanks for the sarcasm. Good job.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    The fact that people can't seem to tell this is a very nice troll, and either believe there's a war on Christmas, or that this is a real Fox news viewer, says everything about the state of American politics.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    It's all in the Faux news people heads that there is a war on Christmas. That is the only place you will see it reported.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Another fox news viewer. What is wrong with you?

  • kenny
    9 years ago

    That question gave me cancer

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