Christians, remember the time Jesus got into a argument with a tree?

Jesus cursed and killed the Fig Tree, for not bearing Figs. Even though it was out of season. He did so just to show us that God really hates Figs. In the book of Psalms 105:33 He smote...their Fig Trees. In Hosea 2:12 God destroys (her) vines and Fig Trees.

and that tree had more chance of getting to Heaven than many on this site. and that includes' christians' too

Wait........ does that mean that George Washington was Jesus?

Gosh, this religion stuff is SO confusing, isn't it?

Punch it

If you can't punch it, push it

If you can't push it, it's probably a tree

Bright fella that one.

He destroyed an innocent fig tree, because it would not bear fruit out of season. Typical narcissistic demigod behavior.

Damn trees think they own the place.

"In his defense, Jesus totally won the argument though "

Precisely.

Bear that in mind.

Nah, the tree owned.