Has anyone figured out what TAFKAN means?

"The Artist Formerly Known As Newell."

Why does it even matter? Some of you people make your lives revolve around him and the other trolls here. Leave him alone. Ignore him. Stop letting his actions (or lack thereof) take up ANY of your time and energy. It's not funny.

EDIT: The first time I saw that term used, that's what it was. I don't really care if I'm wrong. I just think this whole psychotic obsession with Newell that some people have in here is getting very tiring.

Should we move to the Newell Standard? As in a person who fires 20ga rounds in a 12 ga, or, hits a 45acp round with a hammer is a 'Real Newell'?

Or does the fascination with Newell go deeper? Is there a 'Newell Factor' that should be taken into account? When a perv is taking a kid hunting - are they doing a Newell?

Or do we have 'Newell's Law', where "Two 22's equal a 44"?

Would a Newell Apocalypse mean no more KY jelly on the planet?

If you had to design a pistol, the 25acp 'Newell', what features would you incorporate into the new product? ( I certainly would not put it into my pocket!)

Don't know,don't care.

Just put three rounds of 5.56 center mass and keep moving.

Im guessing the first four letters mean The Asshole From Kaliforniastan

I will get back to you when I figure out what the A and N stand for.

Yeah, it's Yugoslavian for f@ggot.