Pick your favorite most annoying questions asked on YA Military?

Which branch should I join?

I have [insert absurd medical condition here]. Does this disqualify me?

When will the military allow homosexuals?

I want to go to combat and kill people?

Which career do you prefer, Navy SEALS or police/swat officer?

Any question having to do with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Any "question" that accuses us of being 'murderers' of 'baby-killers'.

List grows daily...

EDIT: LMAO! I just found another one!

CAN'T PASS ASVAB TEST BUT WANT TO ENLIST. WHAT CAN I DO?

I'm adding my own...

1. I recently DEP'ed into ________, it's the best branch ever, so tell me about how great it is and how the others aren't.

2. I have a bachelor's degree in Underwater Basket Weaving, where do I sign up to be an officer?

3. I got out of the _______ 2 months ago, how do I get back in? My RE code is 4.

4. Do I have to go on deployment? I totally have a "special" reason that makes me an exception.

Bonus: The most annoying ANSWERS are any that say something to the tune of the Navy being gay, Marines being dumb as rocks, Air Force being the smartest, the Army accepting all rejects of society, and the Coast Guard not doing anything.

I'm a woman and why can't I be a Special Forces, Grunt, SEALS or what ever? I want to play with the boys.....lol.

Why doesn't the Army like gays?

Can I bring my dog?

What if I am pregnaunt, can I quit?

The last one I just saw was, from a young man...."Can I get laid if I join the Navy?" although that one was more funny than annoying...he further stated that he was tired of being a virgin and wanted to know if it was easier to get girls in the Navy...

oh man most of these are great!

I have a couple:

"How much more does the military pay you when you have your 2nd (3rd or 4th etc) child?"

answer: you DONT get paid any more for having more dependents.

"should I lie about <insert major medical condition or criminal history here> at MEPS?"

answer: NO you idiot!

"I think my recruiter is lieing even though he hasn't told me anything that sounds fishy in anyway..."

or

"do all recruiters lie?"

answer: go away.

(for some reason I hate when people automatically distrust recruiters with out cause, like they are all just going to lie to everyone and tell you anything to get you to join... don't flatter yourself, you aren't soo damn special that they need to lie to you to get you to join... right behind you is someone else who is willing to join)

"Failed Asvab Is There any other way to join the military?"

answer: NO

What's the bonus for this? Why did my friend get a bonus and not me? Why didn't I pass the ASVAB? If I have an ASVAB score of 6 can I get a waiver? Where will I see the most combat? Do admin clerks go on patrol? If I"m in the reserves, that means I can't deploy, right? I went to MEPS yesterday, why haven't I received my bonus yet? Can I get a million dollar bonus in my contract because I got a 53 on the ASVAB?

I want to join the Air Force to be a pilot

What is the safest branch

What branch should i join to not go to war

My BF just left to BCT when will I get a letter from him :(

Why are we at war

If I'm an MP does that mean I can automatically be a police officer

4 or 6 years in the Air Force

What is Basic Training really like

I'm a girl does that mean I wont go to war

Meh, now not fairly. Sometimes it is stressful for me whilst men and women believe this fashion, "I'm going to invite this dull off matter query that has not anything to do with tune so I can get sextillion stars!" It's particularly visible whilst men and women ask off matter questions continuously. I do not brain them every so often even though. I additionally hate whilst men and women get too connected to this phase and ask questions that belong in different places like,"My cat is unwell? What will have to I do?" But, meh, what can one do? MQ: I used to be simply taking note of a remix of "Cloud Connected" and "Nerve" through In Flames and Soilwork mixed to "Nerve Connected" on Youtube.

13. If I have more dependents do I get more money?

I smoked pot last week am I good to go for MEPS?

How can I talk my __________ out of joining the military?

Can I live in the barracks with my _______________?

I am in AIT when will I deploy I don't have orders to my unit yet.

The list goes on and on.

EDIT: LOL yeah love those WW3 questions or if North Korea drops a nuclear bomb what will happen?

Currently all these DADT ones are getting annoying has well.

How about the ones where a wife is married to an E-1 and thinks she has all the answers to every possible question. And thats what they actually put in there answer " Military spouse" as a source.

mine arent on the list

1. my boyfriend just joined the military when do i get my benefits and what are they

2. can my girlfriend or boyfriend live in barracks with me

3.i just married my boyfriend and want to give you advice. ask me anything. the girls in these questions are 18 and married a few weeks to a month

4 im engaged what does the military have for me and my fiancee.

im a single parent no care plan do i have to deploy