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Good joke for my religious in-laws?
The 50-year-old woman phoned up her 60-year-old husband.
“Darling, it’s a miracle, the doctor says I’m pregnant, isn’t
that wonderful? You’re going to be a father.”
“That’s great” replied the husband. “By the way, who is
this?”
Good joke for my religious in-laws?
It is the cleanest I have and we have a dinner tonight.
It does not reference cheating it is a play on memory loss, and the fact that the ages match my In-laws ages.
I ask because I know the joke well and can deliver it well, thanks for the input I have to go entertain.
2 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
haha funny
a woman comes home screeching her car into the drive way. she runs inside and yells to her husband "HONEY HONEY PACK YOUR THINGS! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!" He replies, "OMG what should i pack? summer clothes or winter clothes." The wife replies, "it doesn't matter, just get out."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I didn't really find this that funny. I'm not sure that they would either, especially if they are religious. Try something a bit more...appropriate? I know you said it's the cleanest you have but you can always look up some new jokes. Or better yet, you don't have to say any jokes to them at all. Maybe if they start off with a joke you'll see what kind of jokes they like and you can go from there. Maybe I'm wrong and they do like your kind of jokes...you never know. But I'd look up some other jokes that don't have to do with cheating and other things like that. Then if it turns out they don't appreciate that type of humor you can always go to the jokes you looked up. Have a good dinner!