have you ever been blamed for something you never did, but your alibi would have got you in worse trouble?

My roommates and I fight over EVERYTHING. Yesterday I got the blame for eating the last of the chips or whatever, and it wasn't me. I was with someone I shouldn't have been with but I couldn't tell them :x So now I'm stuck buying food this week.

Yes it has happened a million times and I am getting so annoyed of it

I'M KOREAN

SON OF A ***** AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

******* U.S.A

I'M ALBANIAN

SON OF A ***** SERB

SERB IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A CEVAPCICI?

DO YOU WANT A PODVARAK?

SERB IS PIG DISGUSTING

SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC IS A MURDERER

******* SERBIA

I'M SERBIAN

SON OF A ***** ALBANIAN

ALBANIAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A SHOPSKA?

DO YOU WANT A SKENDERBEG?

ALBANIAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

FATMIR SEJDIU IS A MURDERER

******* KOSOVA

I'M GERMAN

SON OF A ***** POLE

POLE IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A PIEROGI?

DO YOU WANT A KIELBASA?

POLE IS PIG DISGUSTING

LECH KACZYŃSKI IS A MURDERER

******* POLAND

I'M POLISH

SON OF A ***** GERMAN

GERMAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A SAUERKRAUT?

DO YOU WANT A PUMPERNICKEL?

GERMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

HORST KÖHLER IS A MURDERER

******* GERMANY

I'M NORTHERN

SON OF A ***** SECESSIONIST

SOUTHERN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A VIRGINIA HAM?

DO YOU WANT A CORN GRITS?

SOUTHERN IS PIG DISGUSTING

JEFFERSON FINIS DAVIS IS A MURDERER

******* C.S.A

I'M SOUTHERN

SON OF A ***** FEDERALIST

YANKEE IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A FREE ******?

DO YOU WANT A UNIFIED REPUBLIC?

YANKEE IS PIG DISGUSTING

ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS A MURDERER

******* U.S.A

I'M TERRAN

SON OF ***** ALIENS

DO YOU WANT ZERG RUSH?

DO YOU WANT KEKEKEKEKE?

ZERG IS PIG DISGUSTING

THE OVERMIND IS A MURDERER

******* STARCRAFT FAGS

I'M DOWN SYNDROME

SON OF A ***** SMART PEOPLE

SMART PEOPLE IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HIGH IQ?

DO YOU WANT A SOCIAL SKILLS?

SMART PEOPLE IS PIG DISGUSTING

EINSTEIN IS A MURDERER

******* MENSA

I'M C++

SON OF A ***** JAVA

JAVA IS PIG

DO YOU WANT OBJECT ORIENTED?

DO YOU WANT SHORT CIRCUIT?

JAVA IS PIG DISGUSTING

SUN MICROSYSTEMS IS A MURDERER

******* JAVA

I'M PAINT SHOP

SON OF A ***** PHOTOSHOP

PHOTOSHOP IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A LENS FLARE?

DO YOU WANT A SELECTIVE COLOR?

PHOTOSHOP IS PIG DISGUSTING

THOMAS KNOLL IS A MURDERER

******* CS3

No I cant say that I have, but I know someone who has!!!

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