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Let's Get Ready to Rumble!!!!!!?

In one corner the champ, the Scrapper from Scranton in the other corner the challenger the Alaskan Assassin in a 6 round HANDICAP grudge match.

The champ champ can do no hitting, no arguing, no debating, no hurting the Assassin's feelings.

The challenger can hit below the belt, use the below the belt card, slander,ridicule, emasculate, exaggerate.

Now touch gloves and come out and one of you fight.

Who will win?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    The outcome will be determined in the first few minutes with the Assassin taking verbal jabs left and rights. Backed into the corner she will respond by trying to look cute which will only make the Scrapper mad as he delivers a combo that knocks the Assassin to the floor.

    After a standing eight count the Scrapper moves in and begins to punish the Assassin she looks to her corner, confused. Pounded over and over domestic issues, foreign affairs, the Iraq war and the financial crisis. It is clear to everyone that the Assassin was nothing but a product of hype as she can't block any blows and her responses her slow and uniformed. The referee mercifully ends it in the first round--TKO for the Scrapper.

    P.S. I was reading some of the answers and I see someone wrote that Obama voted against the Alaskan pipeline. Well my dear uninformed friend the Alaskan Pipeline was completed in 1977 which was long before Obama ever became a U.S. Senator. Once again Republicans on Yahoo Answers prove they just spit out stuff without the slightest bit of knowledge behind it.

  • bwlobo
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    After Palin asks Obama why he was one of five senators who voted against the Alaskan pipeline which provides 20% of our oil supply, she might also ask him how his kitchen table is one that everyone can relate to: Mr. Biden certainly can trace his roots to the working-class neighborhoods of Scranton, Pa., and Claymont, Del., where he was raised. But these days, his kitchen table can be found in a 6,800-square-foot custom-built colonial-style house on four lakefront acres, a property worth close to $3 million.

    What makes Gov. Palin unique from the other three candidates in this race is she seems so normal. She worked her way through college, married a good local guy, stayed home with her children for several years and has an impressive professional resume as well.

    Palin will win this debate according to all those who understand the rules about debating. However, you won't know it if you watch the mainstream media... they spin and twist this debate in Biden's favor. If you watch NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC or CNN -- you will think they are spinning and twisting as if they are on a punk-rock dance flooor!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice use of the 'Tale of the Tape'

    Anyways, I honestly think Joe Biden will pull out the victory. He really doesn't have to do anything except make Barack look good and don't say anything he may regret later. Sarah Palin will beat herself. This isn't going to be like the other debates she's been in, where she gets to ask her own questions to the opposition. She'll have to answer questions to the public. From what i've seen, she doesn't really need any help shooting herself in the foot.

    Joe Biden just needs to stay on top of his game and not make too many mistakes on his own, and Sara will do herself in, LOL.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the "scrapper from Scranton". That's if Palin even shows up. No matter what kind of sleazy tactics she uses, there's no way she can not look like an idiot during a 90 minute, unscripted debate

  • 1 decade ago

    Biden has been a bufoon for years. Nice guy personally, but a bufoon. How can you, or anyone else honestly call yourselves Americans and yet support a man like Barrack Obama who by his own admission is a communist/socialist ? He will say whatever it takes and depend on the support of mindless people who will not research his background, to get elected. It's all right there in his books. He is racist, hates "whitey" and frequently uses the term in his books, and professes an allegiance to his Muslim faith and to communist/socialist ideology....simply everything this Country is not about and why people from all over the world have come here for generations. To escape all that Barrack Obama is and wants to create here. So what if he speaks eloquently ? So did Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin and Benito Mussolini. All socialists, all men who destroyed their Countries with the mindless support of people who followed blindly and did not question. There is still time to research and see the real Obama. Forget everything he has said in the campaign because it is all a smoke screen. Research the man, his associations,his actions before he ran for President.Anybody who does this cannot help but see who and what Barrack Obama is. To get you started here is a fact you can check. Two weeks ago the top DNC fundraiser and an Obama campaigner, Lynn Forest deRothschild, announced that she would be voting for, supporting and campaigning for John McCain. When asked why she responded "being on the inside she got a real chance to see Obama, that the party had gone too far to the left, and that Barrack Obama was bad for this Country". That from a person who REALLY got to know him. Do the research !!! Don't follow like a blind fool.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I am Obama/Biden ALL THE WAY.. but i m afraid she will surprise everyone tonite..

    Our expectation is so low for her.. and she is good of memorizing her lines well.. so there would not be any interaction with Biden.. just answering the very obvious questions so she could be in the debate camp whole week I am afraid any imbecile can memorize all of this BS..

    Biden has to watch out that he would not look too Superior or too dominant (sexist)...I am sure Biden will pull it off,

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I read an article from a guy that debated Palin many times. And he said she is good at the non- answer. So I think Biden will be out of his element if he is trying to state facts. But at the same time, they have been pushing information into Palin's brain and I think when she tries to spit that back out, it will be a mess. But let's see.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    have you ever lost your thoughts? All he would would desire to do is think of you down and it may well be over because of the fact in human type he would nonetheless be God. The further bonus, he ought to do it so your no longer harm, and he does no longer do it in a manner that ought to reason you embarrassment until eventually he knew you had to examine a lesson.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Knock Out for Joe

    Vote Obama/Biden 08

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! That is so true!! Biden will win for sure!! I can't wait to watch Y/A light up with the word "sexist" after the debate. The republicans are grasping at straws. LOL!

    Source(s): Obama/Biden 2008!!!!!
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