Little Patrick?

For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed

bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage

on this house Is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job.

There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the

Front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last

Night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I

heard her Tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be

damned if I'm Staying here by myself with a $180,000 mortgage and no

f*cking bike!"