funny one for you. Priceless?

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in

their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers

strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house

and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an

even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over and broken, and the throw

rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the

family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast fo od was spilled on

the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the

floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was

spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of

clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that

something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the

bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys

strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and

toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in bed

in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked

how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What in the world happened here

today?"

She again smiled sweetly and answered, "You know how every day when you

come home from work, you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, ........ today I didn't do it