what's the moral of the story?

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There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named 'cause he had only 1 testicle.  He hated that name & asked everyone not 2 call him Onestone. After yrs & yrs of torment, Onestone finally cracked & said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill
them!" The word got around & nobody called him that anymore.

One day a young woman named BlueBird 4got & said, "Good morning, Onestone." He grabbed her, took her deep into the forest where he made love 2 her all day & all night...'til BlueBird died from exhaustion. 

The word got around that Onestone meant what he said. Yrs went by & no one dared call him by his given name 'til a woman named YellowBird (BlueBird's cousin) returned 2 the village after being away 4 many yrs. YellowBird was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him & said, "Good 2 C U, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, made love 2 her all day & all night, but YellowBird just wouldn't die...moral?

Just Me · Accepted Answer

You can't kill 2 birds with Onestone.
Hahahahahahaha

The Little Brainiac · Answer

You cant kill a BlueBird and a YellowBird with Onestone... 
or never name a kid Onestone...

karl_0905 · Answer

The first part of the story was yucky! But the moral lesson is: Never call yourself OneStone!

Trillian · Answer

Hahahahha... Funeeeee!

Anonymous · Answer

you can't kill two birds with one stone?    


Ha yay im so proud of me!

david · Answer

... it takes more than 1 of those things to do what you mean to do??

johnnystx · Answer

Some women will say anything to get laid.

DaAussie@Australia · Answer

Yellowbird was a sex maniac

Anonymous · Answer

Excellent!LOL<LOL! My boyfriend even chuckled at this one and he never chuckles!

indian guy · Answer

yup thats right....u cant kill two birds with "onestone"....lol that really was a good one

what's the moral of the story?

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