Paige Janell

I tell my best friend happy birthday every year at midnight. I m always the first one to text or call her.

Every year, though..... it s hilarious.... and offensive. The first year I told her that I was glad her parents had sex; the next year, I told her that I was proud she was the fastest swimmer and last year I congratulated her on the anniversary of popping out of her mom s vagina.

I think this year, I m going to tell her that I m thrilled she wasn t swallowed, but I d also like more ideas. So..... if anybody out there is offensive, help me out?

My hair is LONG, like, almost to the small of my back and all this hair dye is getting expensive. I want to go back to blonde but I don't want to use bleach on my hair.... I'm curious about the methods I could use to go back to my roots!

I'm looking into colleges right now and I know this is stupid but, I don't know exactly how to go about what I want. I want to be a full time nanny or work in a day care. I have plenty of experience, I'm not worried about that. But, I'd like to have a degree of some kind to go with that. Does anybody know what kind of degree I would need? It's ridiculous to ask, I know.

I posted an ad today and I've gotten responses.... I just don't know how to reply to them. Every time I try to, it won't go through because the email isn't valid.... I've never done this before so I guess I'm a noob but please help.