ben

Suppose I'm on the 5th fret switching back and forth between A and D chords. Should I be adjusting my index finger each time I switch chords? I realize that if I lower my index finger when switching to D, it can help to mute the 6th string, but for me it makes the chord change MUCH more difficult. Thank you!

"adjflkjdlkfj," "sfdsfdsf," etc. What the heck?

"Denver omelette" has twice as many syllables as "omelette." Who's got time for that?

Please consider the following:

1. It is virtually impossible for a male to get urine on his hands while peeing, unless he has gravity-defying urine, is physically or mentally challenged, or is outdoors.

2. A Day in the Life of a Penis: Personally speaking, five minutes after my morning shower, my penis is covered with fresh pairs of underwear and pants. It remains sequestered there with no exposure to surfaces that may contain bacteria.

3. A Day in the Life of Hands: Personally speaking, one hour after my shower I’m likely to have touched the front door to my apartment building, my car parked outside, the front door to my office building, the secondary door to my office building, the coffee machine, the water cooler, and the door to the men’s washroom, not to mention co-workers who wish to shake hands or fist bump as we pass in the hallway.

I’m no bacteriologist, but given the above, isn’t it my penis getting sullied by physical contact with my hands, rather than vice versa?

If I create a human centipede from my six children, can I still claim six dependents?

I want to make a human centipede from Jesus, Hitler, and Megyn Kelly. Can anyone provide instructions and a list of materials needed? And who should go first, second, third?