MybumisatempletoVenus

Tried Reddit and Ruccus, didn't like either.

Really liked YA.

Now The UK is through and done with BREXIT, we are no longer considered as part of Europe.

So why, given the huge cost to the BBC (and the MASSIVE waste of our licence fee) do we have to continue with participating in this AWFUL European Song Contest??

They hate us, they have done for years and it will be worse now we are not paying their bills anymore!

And, our entries are always crap anyway!

After all, he supposedly was a winemaker!

When I say "OLD" I mean a very early one that won't update beyond IOS version 5.1.

I've had one for years.

It will still let me email but just about nothing else.

So, I figured to take it apart one day and see what's in it.

The battery still charges reasonably well too.

So, if anyone did, what tools are best to open it without doing too much damage and is there anything special that I need to watch out for while doing it?

Oh yes, did you get it back together again without having spare screws etc?

I understand that Trolls apparently live under bridges and jump out and attack virtuous young women.

My taste is more towards the boys although I will accomodate the odd young female if the rules require me to do so.

Or perhaps I could call on a fellow friend Troll to help out....

Anyway, we no longer live under a bridge because local housing rules do not permit it.

No proper sanitation etc.

But I do live NEAR a bridge.

Will that suffice?