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I'm trying to write lyrics but I just can't get the words I want out. I've written a lot of songs but I feel like I can do more with this one. I've written down things 4 or 5 times but I keep deleting it because I don't think it's good enough. What do you do to open your mind or relax? Usually my ideas come to me in the shower or when I'm half asleep.

I'm just trying to pick up some digits, mostly 1's and 0's. I'm binary-curious. Feel free to hit me up with the arrow key on your keyboard. Okay, I'm done. No more puns

It's like the game of Clue.

Colonel Mustard has cat hair on his pants... Professor Plum is extremely allergic to cats... Mister Zhou just ate dinner... a fair amount of suspects.

Just checking in on you guys, you know, for science and stuff.

And Timmy just happened to fall in the well simultaneously or worse...Lassie pushed Timmy in the well?

I've been listening to "Burning Bridges" by Collective Soul and the lyrics perfectly fit how my life has changed.

Not really a question, but one of my female coworkers is one of my best friends and she isn't your typical 'girly girl'. She's 26 and I'm 21. Whenever I talk to her she's always talking about sex and whatnot. She has a boyfriend but she always talks about sexual things and sometimes acts sexual towards me. I've told her (and all my other friends) that I'm still a virgin and I've never had a girlfriend. She gives me 'tips' for dating; some serious, some not so much. But a lot of times she touches me, grabs me, she has slapped my butt, almost grabbed my crotch before I backed away, basically I'm her ***** (not that I don't like it, I find it funny, she's always making me blush). She even told me once that if I wasn't a virgin she would let me go down on her. I just found it weird seeing she has a boyfriend that she has been with for several years. I'm sure she knows I like her and I assume she likes me back, but we both know we're just friends. She's like a sister to me. And there are even rumors that are going around at our work that we have something going on together. Again, I have no question, just want to know what you think of her.

Me and my friends go to Denny's after work sometimes and just hang out for a couple hours talking, and yesterday when we got there our server told us that it was his third day on the job. We do our normal thing, being obnoxious and loud but he comes over and tells us that we were the best table he'd had so far. It just made my day to hear him say that. We gave him like a $30 tip.

I've never dined and dashed, but I have ran to a restaurant quickly, ordered food, and paid for it.

READ THE QUESTION BEFORE YOU ANSWER AND MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

I am. I'm going to Poland. RIP in peace sweet prince.

is straight A grade student and is pretty and has laugh with teacher after class at college? S/he only hangs with smart people and stares at the teacher.

You know better than to stay up this late! Your father will hear about this in the morning.

A golden opportunity gone to waste.

It's clear that pie is far better than cake. Blueberry pie is best pie.

Pork, beef, poultry, lamb, human - you name it. It's like a dog drooling.

Dear diary, I'm on day 5 of no masturbation and going strong.

I would really like to learn how to play the lute.

You know, the songs you play air drums to or make a beat with your fingers on the table.

I've never dined 'n' dashed, but I have ran to a restaurant quickly, ordered food, and paid for it.