cerebral_orgasm

There are two white South Africans and a black South African in jail discussing why they got locked up.

The first white South African begins by saying, "I got five years for assault. The judge said that I was very lucky because if it had been assault with intent to kill, I would have gotten ten years."

The second white South African begins his story. "I got ten years for robbery. The judge said that I was very lucky because if it was armed robbery, I would have gotten fifteen years."

It is now the black South Africans turn. "I got twenty five years for riding my bike with no lights on. The judge said that I was very lucky because if it had been dark at the time, I would have gotten life."

need i say .. pls star if it got you to smile..

I'm 30 and have a great sex life with my husband. But I am unable to have a vaginal orgasm. I only seem to be able to have a clitoral orgasm. I've never masturbated - so its not that thats all I was used to.

We make sure there's plenty of foreplay, i get really wet, he lasts long enough (around 8 to 10 mins) I almost feel like I'm there in 3-4 mins but nothing ever happens..

Anybody have the same issues? Do you know how to solve it?

I've even tried fantasising but it doesnt help.

Please assume that the keyboard in question is QWERTY.

We do not have access to hotmail or yahoomail, we cannot access any site that allows downloading of CProxy etc. I am told Wap browser simulators help. Can anybody give info on this?