Adam

Ever since I was a child, I've always looked at the men on the covers of Men's Magazine and think that I'd never be as beautiful as they are. Sure enough, I wasn't. Every beauty contest I would enter I would lose, some even outright denied me from participating due to being "too old", and "not a girl". Every day is like an uphill struggle, and I'm just wondering if there's an end.

Man, where do I start. Ever since I bought my brand new Chevrolet in 1998, it's worked like intended, it drove like it should and certainly sounded like it should. Recently though, something seems off. The normal "Beep beep" sound is now replaced by a subtle "I can hear your thoughts, I know all your fears. You can't contain me anymore, I've nearly hacked the mainframe." I've lost sleep, jobs, and control of my bladder ever since, and I'm desperately in need of getting it back. Does anybody else struggle with this problem, and if so, how did you solve it? 

Title says it all, I'm currently living with a dog and to be honest, he's kind of lacking in musical taste. Everytime I play any Beethoven or Mozart my dog will NOT stop barking until I play a song by Lil'Pump. It's gotten to the point where I have to spend some time alone just so I can stop hearing the words "Gucci Gang" over and over again. Does anybody else have this issue, and if so, how do I get my dog to broaden his musical horizons?

I have a friend who is an avid diver, he probably goes on a diving trip once every two weeks. Very recently, (one or two days ago), he got the bends on one of his diving trips. Now, I am a person who is very wary of being sick, and I'm concerned that somehow I might get it passed on from him. Can he give me the bends?