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I have a PC that works with Windows Xp. It's been nearly one month that I've been experiencing problems with it. When I want to open a file (jpg, mp3, wmv, excel, word, and so on), it takes nearly one minute until the file is open.

When I open them thru WinRar, or thru an already open file of the same type, they open without any problem.

I scanned it for viruses, but I found none.

Can someone tell me what is wrong with it, and perhaps tell me what to do in order to speed this thing up?

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.

The only thing he said was, "F.F."

His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."

Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."

She responded simply, "E.F."

He repeated, "F.F."

She again replied, "E.F."

"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"

Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"

Sick of the city, Sam quits his job and moves to Minnesota, as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. After six months of isolation,

someone knocks on his door. A huge bearded man is standing on his porch.

"Nameís Lars," the man says, "from down the road. Having a party Saturday. Wanna come?"

"Definitely," says Sam. "After six months out here, Iím ready to meet some people."

"Gotta warn you," says Lars, "thereís gonna be some drinkin.í"

"No problem: I can drink with the best of them," says Sam.

"Moreín likely gonna be some fightiní too."

"Well, I like people," Sam says. "Iíll be there."

Lars starts to walk away, then turns back. "I seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Not a problem," says Sam. "Iíve been alone for six months! Just one question, though:

What should I wear?"

Lars shrugs. "Whatever you wantñjust gonna be the two of us."